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Why Ninjas are Better Than Pirates:

'cause i said so.

so there.

:p

Posted by louiemctool on Aug 06, 2007 in Blab | 40 comments

anti on Aug 06, 2007

You must be new here.

anti on Aug 07, 2007

bears repeating.

louiemctool on Aug 07, 2007

you know, repetition doesn't make your point any more valid.

Ninjas still rule, Pirates still drool.

so there.

:)

iqon on Aug 07, 2007

ARRRRRRR, stinkin' server stutter

JBVisions on Aug 07, 2007

One of these days I'll figure out how to spell a raspberry. Until then this will have to do

TTTTTTThhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuup!

neyoung on Aug 07, 2007

Why is the rum always gone?

iqon on Aug 07, 2007

@lou - I thought this was already agreed upon:
Pirates rule and penguins drool at the Geek Girls.

elnitido52 on Aug 07, 2007

One of these days I'm going to BBQ a penguin. I swear!

janmaru on Aug 07, 2007

@iquon: you shouldn 't have let me watch the movie p. v n. ...
I'm in love with the ninjia...

any suggestions?
;-)

eugene4jesus on Aug 07, 2007

@iqon thank you for the link. I really enjoyed the movie.

iqon on Aug 07, 2007

@janmaru: Ninjas ♥ Pirates

janmaru on Aug 07, 2007

I'd like to buy the "Congratulations Idiot" shirt but in my office elevators there're plenty of mirrors!!!
;-)

anti on Aug 07, 2007

Then over your dead body...

it's gonna be.

YES!

FallenAngel on Aug 07, 2007

@lou - you may have the cutest feet on IB, but on this occasion I have to say you're wrong. You obviously misread the formula somewhere - the correct version's: Ninjas !> Pirates

cheiie on Aug 07, 2007

louie, this serves as our breakup notice!!

anti on Aug 07, 2007

@louie I was actually talking about the CSI t-shirt. I don't believe in barbecuing penguins. Too many pinfeathers.

Even so, you should watch yerself.

KatieK on Aug 07, 2007

Oh, Louie, are you causing trouble again...?

janmaru on Aug 07, 2007

@louie: ye I'm drooling 4 a ninjia

zelda013 on Aug 07, 2007

methinks louie doesn't want any complacency on his watch.

cheiie on Aug 07, 2007

actually, I think louie knows a large portion of the IBGG's are pirates, and as he likes to be surrounded by GG's, he knows how to get us riled up all around him.

Ya dastardly lil penguin :P

FallenAngel on Aug 07, 2007

It's always the cute ones you have to watch out for!

JBVisions on Aug 07, 2007

Tickle his happy feet.

travisseitler on Aug 07, 2007

...Ninjas don't get scurvy, so I'd have to agree with you, Mr. McTool.

But watch out for the pirettes. I hear they carry cutlasses. And cooties.

JBVisions on Aug 07, 2007

and very long fingernails that can do a lot of damage when applied to the right quarters.

travisseitler on Aug 07, 2007

::hides behind feisty wife::

me2orion on Aug 07, 2007

louie's jealous. geek girls and pirates. two things that he isn't. but we "love" you anyway, ninja penguin. you're going against the norm, trying to blend in but not be like everyone else.

:)

louiemctool on Aug 07, 2007

@ iqon: sorry, but:

Pirates rule and penguins drool at the Geek Girls.

A = pirates rule
B = penguins drool at the Geek Girls

A = false = 0
B = true = 1

0 ^ 1 = 0

therefore:

Pirates rule and penguins drool at the Geek Girls is false

so there.

:)

louiemctool on Aug 07, 2007

@cheiie: haha! am i so transparent?

:)

Gary on Aug 07, 2007

my avatar is drinking rum. arrrgghhh, why is animated gif not working...

elnitido52 on Aug 07, 2007

They are not allowed anymore....

anti on Aug 07, 2007

Hello there run drinking penguin! You should be a pirate! ;)

72dpi on Aug 08, 2007

Shouldn't this be titled "Why I am in denial?", heh heh. Penguins hate Pirates, cos Pirates dump turds in the ocean =)

FallenAngel on Aug 08, 2007

Ah, but the cute little penguin with his cute little feet contradicts himself - this blog's entitled "why ninjas are better than pirates" - said cute little penguin drools over Geek Girls - he freely admits that and is head of the IBGG Fanboy clan. Many geek girls are also Pirates, therefore by definition the cute little penguin is also drooling over Pirates. The calculation is therefore:

A = penguins drool at the Geek Girls
B = Geek Girls are Pirates
C = Do pirates rule?

A = true = 1
B = true = 1

A * B = C
1 * 1 = 1

C = 1 = true

therefore:

Penguins drool at the Geek Girls who are also Pirates is true, therefore Pirates rule.

so there.

louiemctool on Aug 08, 2007

@ FallenAngel: doh. i concede... but only for Geek Girls!

you win this time...

:)

iqon on Aug 08, 2007

Aye lou, not tryin' to rub salt in ye wounds but FallenAngel wins every time. (Hey she still thinks ye feet be cute)

louiemctool on Aug 08, 2007

;P

Tachi on Aug 08, 2007

So ninja pirates are taboo then?

louiemctool on Aug 08, 2007

yes.

unless he/she happens to be a Geek Girl. then it's cool...

:)

thomasflight on Jan 22, 2008

Ninjas all the way