B-U hick? then join IB Hick an' have mo' fun!
IB Hick got hits own spayshul page fer stickin' up pitchers an' sech.
an' rat now they's a contest a-goin' on! but ye gotta be in IB Hick ta parti-see-pate.
so if you're a hick, er you jes' wisht you was, come on an' join the most down-homeliest group at this hyere buffet.
heh. ya'll c'mon over. we'll keep the vittles hot.
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a2 on Aug 20, 2007
I think the IB Hicks were IB Hoamskul-ed =)
anti on Aug 20, 2007
What you sayin, child?
iqon on Aug 20, 2007
Join IB Hick and rural the world™
Me and me monkey be proud hicks
sloan on Aug 20, 2007
is that the same as TT cause I in
anti on Aug 20, 2007
@sloan I dunno. Maybe? Maybe not? If you think so, then that's what counts. :)
beanface on Aug 20, 2007
- M R ducks!
- M R not.
- S A R! C D wangs?
- L I B ... M R ducks!
M R penwin ducks.
anti on Aug 20, 2007
someovems goose.
louiemctool on Aug 20, 2007
dang gum. y'all be nuts...
:)
anti on Aug 20, 2007
speak of the devil...
louiemctool on Aug 21, 2007
mama said gators is so mean 'cause they gots all those teeth and no toothbrush...
:)
iqon on Aug 21, 2007
Gators be mean because they be stupid. Life is a lot harder when you be stupid.
Me monkey feeds gators large globs of peanut butter, it sticks to the roof of their mouth and drives them crazy.
kymom on Aug 21, 2007
daggummit! what in tarnashun is ya'll doin' sittin' aroun' heyah lak 'is?
ain'tchuns got nuthin' betta ta do? lak put some doggone pitchers up fer the contest?
dadblastit! git on outta heyah an' gitcher chores done up afo' i git the switch to yer hides! i work muh fangers t'the bone a fixin' taters an' cone-brayud an' roassineers an' maters so's yun's kin eat an' what thanks do i git? sorryness. flat out sorry-ness!
an' yun's knowd hits warshtub night. ever one-a yun's is gittin' a bath! hit don't make no nevermind if hit ain't sadder-dee. yun's is dirtier'n a hawg atter hit rains!
(yuns cain't never out-hillbilly-tawk me!)
:Þ
kymom on Aug 21, 2007
lol@louie:
dang gum?
whaddat gum ever do ta you?
:D
you gonna need some tawkin' lessons so's we kin unnerstan' ya. you done been in the big city fer too long, i reckon.
debbye on Aug 21, 2007
@kymom - me an' th dawg be in shotly! K?
iqon on Aug 21, 2007
mmmm cone-brayud, nuthin like a hot skillet iron fresh out the oven with butter meltin on top. Now gimme a big ol' bowl of beans n' rice with onions on top and me will be in heaven.
kymom on Aug 22, 2007
bo'-howdy! beans 'n onions!
(i lak 'at rice too, but some hicks goes an' calls hit maggits!)
shoo-law! a body cain't much eat no rice atter somebody goes an' says 'at!
i'll keep them varmits outt'n he-yah an' cook us up a mess, tho. mmm-MM!
kymom on Aug 22, 2007
@beanface:
M R puppies!
M R not.
O S A R! C M P N?
;Þ
kymom on Aug 23, 2007
@debbye: bedder warsh yer han's good. these vittles ain't gone keep all evenin'...
;Þ
debbye on Aug 23, 2007
Pardon me,
i don't mean to speak in a language that you people don't seem to understand, but what are you people talking about? Would any of you know if i might be able to find a language translator that would turn your form of speech into English?
Thank you for your support.
sloan on Aug 23, 2007
I thinkin der be a onliner trasslator some wheres, dat i seen
louiemctool on Aug 23, 2007
um, my hick's a little rusty, but it sounds as if there is a hearty supper waiting at home, along with a bath of sorts. not sure if the water will be hot or cold, though.
and iQon apparently has aspirations to stink us all off of IB so he can snipe everyone in leisure...
:)
iqon on Aug 23, 2007
UB HICK if:
• You think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup.
• Directions to your house include "Turn off the paved road."
• You think that potted meat on a saltine is an acceptable hors d'ouerve.
• You use the term `over yonder' more than once a month.
• The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!" "HEY!" or "How Y'all Doin?"
• Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
iqon on Aug 24, 2007
@lou - never feed me monkey navy or northern beans. Aye, last time me monkey had bean soup me crew made me monkey sleep in the crows nest fer two nights.