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CLOSED: Win Points & VIP for a month!

Aye me hearty, a simple way to earn points (and VIP!):
  To join add
The Pirates
  to any of the four profile categories: Movies, Listening, On The Tube, Reading
  Go to this blog and add a comment saying you are a new member.
  Go to the contest page for your points range and enter a number between 0 and 99
Read the official rules to see how the winner will be determined.
  Learn about The Pirates Guild

The Contests end Monday July 23, 2007 at approximately 18:00 (6:00PM) New York City time

5 Separate Contests - 5 Separate Winners
I will accept a bronze delivery from each winner. I will accept two bronze deliveries from the Contest #1 (zero-299 range) winner.
NEWSFLASH: Contest #1 and #2 will also include a one-month VIP membership courtesy of a generous pirate benefactor.
  • Contest #1 - your points must be between 0000 and 0299
  • Contest #2 - your points must be between 0300 and 0699
  • Contest #3 - your points must be between 0700 and 1499
  • Contest #4 - your points must be between 1500 and 2999
  • Contest #5 - your points must be 3000 or higher

A new contest is in the works that will only be open to Pirates who join before 08:00 AM July 24, 2007. Me monkey heard from a parrot there will be more VIP memberships in the next contest. Join now before you are locked out of the next contest.

Free rum and sarsaparilla are provided at all pirate functions.

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LEGAL DISCLAIMER:
This contest is not affiliated with Iconbuffet, the owners, the chefs, wait staff, or bottle washers. The Pirates are a guild and each vessel is independently owned and operated. This contest is solely sponsored by iQon and his monkey. Entrants must be under the age of 143 years-old. All decisions by iQon's monkey are final. This contest is void on airlines that allow in-flight marshmallow roasts. Failure to abide by the rules will result in instant and continuous mockery. Lotteries are a tax on people who can't do math.

Posted by iqon on Jul 21, 2007 in Blab | 4 comments

lazyshooter on Jul 25, 2007

so iqon buddies, enjoy the smiles in manhattan

lazyshooter on Jul 25, 2007

so iqon buddies, enjoy the smiles in manhattan

electrasteph on Jul 31, 2007

Darn, I missed it. I was on vacation.

Ghismar on Aug 02, 2007

Too late for me too!