Some Ninja Facts..Apparently
14 facts about ninjas that you may or may not know ;-)
Found at the urban dictionary - enjoy!!
- Ninjas can divide by zero
- When ninjas do pushups, they dont push themselves up, they push the world down
- Ninjas don't sleep, they wait.
- Ninjas make onions cry
- Ninjas are allowed to talk about fight club
- When it rains ninjas dont get wet, the rain gets ninja'd
- Ninjas iron their shirts while wearing them
- Ninjas can predict the songs on their ipod shuffle
- Ninjas put pants on 2 legs at a time
- Bullets dodge ninjas
- Ninjas play minesweeper with real mines
- Ninjas invented the wheel. Twice.
- A ninja once recieved a hollywood star, he made the handprint when the concrete was dry.
- In an average living room there are 675 objects ninjas could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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soprano on May 21, 2007
haha
aaroncampbell on May 21, 2007
Most of that sounds about right. That last one really depends on the size of the living room, and whether the furniture is from IKEA.
robbyrice on May 21, 2007
wow, I got a good laugh out of that, especially the last one :o) great find fuseunderground.
iqon on May 21, 2007
Foolish ninja do not mock Chuck Norris. Even pirates fear the Chuck.
fuseunderground on May 21, 2007
I am in so much pain from ROFLMAO at Chuck Norris Facts
"Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas" etc.. :-D
fuseunderground on May 21, 2007
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell them there was a stripper in it
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
lol
hjsg on May 21, 2007
Ninjas have a icon set.
NatetheGreat on May 21, 2007
lol! Humorious, indeed!
iqon on May 21, 2007
ARRRR, ninjas I be congratulatin' you for achiving iconicity. You indeed be a worthy opponent, but pirates be more valued by the chefs. Sushinobi be gold but Amsterdam High Seas be diamond.
tamashii on May 21, 2007
That is a curiosity, iqon… I was just thinking the same thing.
iconmaster on May 21, 2007
If it were a diamond set you wouldn't be seeing it anytime soon. :)
Jen on May 21, 2007
OMG I must have that set! Next refill date....is far far away for me.