Token debt
Why can't you go into debt on IB?!
I say that I have a right to be a flagrant over-spender if I so choose, and the fact that I have 0 tokens shouldn't stop me. This artificial limitation on icon purchases makes a mockery of the American Dream. Who are these people, pinko commie subversives intent on the collapse of our great nation's economy?
Rally behind the cause! Liberté! Égalité! Fraternité!
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iqon on Apr 10, 2007
Don't fall into the trap of deficit spending! If you do there won't be any tokens left for your grandchildren. What we really need is a process to save for our icon retirement. I want a 401(t) plan! I want an account in the First National Bank of IB with direct deposit of my monthly tokens. I want to be the Warren Buffett of Icon Buffet. Oh, never mind, I think Josh already has that title.
spiffinghat on Apr 11, 2007
That was an awesome rant. You win.
Hoshichan on Apr 11, 2007
Debt ftw.
etherbrian on Apr 11, 2007
Icons are the opiate of the masses.
taario on Apr 11, 2007
Wow, for once, I want debt! =O
soprano on Apr 11, 2007
Yeah, debt is cool when applied to IconBuffet icons.
Granf on May 30, 2007
debt prison though? wadda they do, lockdown your account? maybe they send guatamalan thugs w/the red headbands an everything to your house and break all your fingers and put horse heads in your bed. Are icons really worth all that? (do you have a life?)
diractheprophet on Jun 01, 2007
I was about to ask if you had a life, which is the stock question that I ask everyone who actually joins IconBuffet for points. I just join it to diss IconBuffet.