Aargh - 26 Days!
< stealth >
Well, according to the Facebook application (http://www.yarr.org.uk/) on my Profile Page, Talk Like A Pirate Day is fast approaching!
This will be the perfect opportunity for stealthy ninjas to infiltrate, confusticate and then defenestrate those hairy barbarians of the sea. Simply walk around the Blog saying "aargh this" and "aargh that" on the 19th and then their ships and their booty will be ours. They'll be in the brine as they bob upside down 'neath their wooden legs.
Don't worry - the pirates won't be able to read anything outside of the Stealth markers. Their monkeys can read it all, of course, but most of them are ninja agents who spew confusion (and feces) in their midst. Iqon's monkey, grimasan, has provided a wealth of information to the cause. He has also been whispering endless loop Cobol Code into iQon's ear and we will have him under our control for the day.
The confusion has already resulted in those sun-baked Aussies celebrating their own Pirate Day on the 22nd. Divide and conquer!
< /stealth >
Aargh!
Talk Like A Pirate Day be fast a-comin'
Turn off the taps to the bathtub - you bilge rats won't be needing 'em!



KatieK on Aug 24, 2007
And, while we're preparing to talk like pirates, now would be a perfect time to pick up Amsterdam High Seas, so you can decorate your ruddy blogs. Ask me, and I'll send it.
iqon on Aug 27, 2007
Me monkey has been playin' ye for the fool. If ye be trustin' me monkey then ye 'ave jellyfish for brains. Yarrrrr, me monkey be quite the trickster. Me don't even trust me monkey.
Arrr, an me monkey's name not be grimasan.
Silly ninjas always ave'n Pirate envy
daveamun on Sep 19, 2007
Aaargh, this!
Aaaargh that!