Today a man outside a pub...
...butted into our conversation, probed us about our friends combat history (despite explaining a combat jacket was merely for fashion / convenience rather than show), insisted that my wife's name had to be same as his dead aunt's (not just similar) as he loved her more than his own dad, took offence to us suggesting he played golf (considering his own pringle cardigan), and threatened to shoot/stab us depending on what weapon of choice he happened to pull from behind aforementioned pastel blue cardigan. I should ask at this point what the hell is the world coming to?



darkelf2099 on May 29, 2008
sounds like a fun guy to be around...give him a book deal:)