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Posted by anti on Feb 17, 2008 in Blab | 190 comments

sloan on Feb 17, 2008

sweet

debbye on Feb 17, 2008

¿ - i has none to value!

MaskedJedi on Feb 17, 2008

Thank you.

debbye on Feb 17, 2008

of all the things in life i've lost, i miss my mind the most …

sloan on Feb 17, 2008

yes...I missed most of lost last week :(

louiemctool on Feb 17, 2008

i need a Hero.

:)

debbye on Feb 17, 2008

@Louie - steak and cheese with mushrooms & onions, please!

louiemctool on Feb 17, 2008

you'll be holding on for that Hero 'til the end of the night...

:D

anti on Feb 17, 2008

I would swear that there's someone somewhere
Watching me

louiemctool on Feb 17, 2008

i wanna feel like somebody's watching me...

:(

anti on Feb 17, 2008

Every step you take, every move you make...

iqon on Feb 17, 2008

ARRRRRR, Anti be wantin' me monkey to call The Police.

annikalee on Feb 17, 2008

nice. i like the title

annikalee on Feb 17, 2008

except of course that MJ's back

sloan on Feb 17, 2008

MJ is with me...problem???

anti on Feb 17, 2008

and there's gonna be trouble.

He's been gone for such a long time.

sloan on Feb 17, 2008

Paranoia! Paranoia!
Everybody's coming to get me
Just say you never met me
I'm going underground with the moles
Hear the voices in my head
I swear to God it sounds like they're snoring
But if you're bored then you're boring
The agony and the irony, they' re killing me

anti on Feb 17, 2008

I'm not sick but I'm not well.

annikalee on Feb 17, 2008

i'm talk, but i won't tell

sloan on Feb 17, 2008

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds

anti on Feb 17, 2008

no reason

gswd on Feb 17, 2008

just because I'm paranoid does NOT mean that they are not all out to get me.

sloan on Feb 17, 2008

anti...behave...

anti on Feb 17, 2008

hey I married one, ok?

louiemctool on Feb 17, 2008

let's chase cars...

:)

terremom Vip-micro on Feb 17, 2008

I'm not suffering from INSANITY...I'm enjoying EVERY minute of it

anti on Feb 17, 2008

heard that

soprano on Feb 18, 2008

Quack.

louiemctool on Feb 18, 2008

woof.

sloan on Feb 18, 2008

roar

louiemctool on Feb 18, 2008

eeeeek!

soprano on Feb 18, 2008

Mueh.

sloan on Feb 18, 2008

ewww

soprano on Feb 18, 2008

What kind of a noise is that?

annikalee on Feb 18, 2008

what car goes "quack"?

anti on Feb 18, 2008

a Duckson

MaskedJedi on Feb 18, 2008

Bad anti.

anti on Feb 18, 2008

Yes it is, sorry.

Should be Ducksun.

soprano on Feb 18, 2008

When did we start talking about cars?!

louiemctool on Feb 18, 2008

the wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round...

debbye on Feb 18, 2008

if i became "un-insane," who would i be?

And wouldn't i be bored?

ZsaZsa on Feb 18, 2008

the bus on the wheel goes 'round and 'round

rossanyl on Feb 18, 2008

The wheel it turns, it comes around
It makes an ancient rumbling sound

debbye on Feb 18, 2008

@rossanyl - that's my tummy rumbling … i are hungery!

anti on Feb 18, 2008

Found a wheel, and it goes round and round
as it's spinning on the ground, ground, ground.

sloan on Feb 18, 2008

bust a deal, spin the wheel

iqon on Feb 18, 2008

WHEELS?!?!?!
ARRRR, me monkey be singing this little ditty from the Stones "Steel Wheels" disc:

   We're in the same boat
   On the same sea
   And we're sailing south
   On the same breeze
   Guiding dream churches
   With silver spires
   And our rogue children
   Are playing loaded dice
        — "Rock and a Hard Place" by Mick Jagger and Keith Richards © 1989

louiemctool on Feb 18, 2008

"I think that real friendship always makes us feel such sweet gratitude, because the world almost always seems like a very hard desert, and the flowers that grow there seem to grow against such high odds."
- Eyes of the Dragon

iqon on Feb 18, 2008

Me monkey likes to eat desert flowers

sloan on Feb 18, 2008

those are peyote

austingirl on Feb 19, 2008

I've got nothing to hide
I'm not guilty inside
I won't give up
After all I'm still crazy!

elnitido52 on Feb 19, 2008

Blood, sweat and tears - Spinning wheels

What goes up must come down
spinning wheel got to go round
Talking about your troubles it's a crying sin
Ride a painted pony
Let the spinning wheel spin

You got no money, and you, you got no home
Spinning wheel all alone
Talking about your troubles and you, you never learn
Ride a painted pony
let the spinning wheel turn

Did you find a directing sign
on the straight and narrow highway?
Would you mind a reflecting sign
Just let it shine within your mind
And show you the colours that are real

Someone is waiting just for you
spinning wheel is spinning true
Drop all your troubles, by the river side
Catch a painted pony
On the spinning wheel ride

Someone is waiting just for you
spinning wheel is spinning true
Drop all your troubles, by the river side
Ride a painted pony
Let the spinning wheel fly

soprano on Feb 19, 2008

We all live in a yellow bus.

gswd on Feb 19, 2008

but is it a short bus?

kymom Vip-micro on Feb 19, 2008

I'm Crazy
For thinking that my love could hold you
I'm crazy for tryin'
Crazy for cryin'
And I'm crazy
For lovin' you

---good ol' Patsy

kymom Vip-micro on Feb 19, 2008


All around the world now
Like a big bright cherry cloud
Traveling from home to home
Tv sets and telephones
Here it comes just like a storm
Bathe in it and be reborn
Time to let the world know
Welcome madness, say hello
Like a wave we cannot see
Washing over you and me
Hiding here and hiding there
Madness hiding everywhere
Such a curiosity
Here it comes to set us free
Plenty left for you and me
Say hello insanity

---oingo boingo (a band to which I neber did listen)

sloan on Feb 19, 2008

Danny rocks...

kymom Vip-micro on Feb 19, 2008

um. who danny? ;Þ

i am WAY outta the popular music scene. most new stuff, i be hatin', and besides, i got no time to listen to music. i like to LISTEN to THE MUSIC, kwim?

i just be huntin' up these lyrics cuz it's fun.

heh!

*in best Wolfman Jack voice*
This here's a little ditty goin' out to m'man, Louie McTool, who's just a little girl crazy... You're my hero, Louie!

I don't care 'bout the colour of her hair
Or the colour of the skin that she's wrapped in.
All I want is a personality
that's right for me
that's all I seek.
I don't care if she's rich or poor
the door to my heart is open wide.
If you're lonely for someone to love then why don't you just come inside.
'Cause I'm girl crazy
crazy
I'm girl crazy
I'm girl crazy
For a girl crazy
I'm girl crazy
crazy for a girl who's boy crazy...

---Hot Chocolate (?) (MMM!)

kymom Vip-micro on Feb 19, 2008

hey, who loves/hates running across the lyrics posted by people who really have no clue what the song actually says????

I found one that pretty funny for all the mistakes the guy made. I'll give him an A for effort, but CMON!!

go here
Click on the "sing along" button for a decent wav file to go along wif.

tee-hee!

kymom Vip-micro on Feb 19, 2008

AHHHHH!! ROFPMPLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hadn't read the lyrics all the way down. It is A HOOOT!!!

Wish the guy would record himself singing this one!

Go UTUBE & that one asian dude who sang really bad on American Idol! (sorry dude, don't watch it & never paid attention to your name)

Hey. Am I here all alone?!?!?!?!

Hello!? Hello?, Hello?

ACK! I AM here all alone!!!!

SOMEBODY COME AN' GET MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! WAAAAHHHHH!!!!

*ahem* Oh. 'scuse me. *blush*

elnitido52 on Feb 19, 2008

Arrr...

anti on Feb 19, 2008

Danny Elfman.

kymom Vip-micro on Feb 19, 2008

danny WHO? fine! i'll go google it! ;)

kymom Vip-micro on Feb 19, 2008

THIS is my number-one all-time favorite song about crazy:::

Tonight I'm gonna break away
Just you wait and see
I've never been imprisoned by
A faded memory

Just when I think I'm over her
This broken heart will mend
I hear her name and I have to cry
The tears come down again

CHORUS:

It happens all the time
This crazy love of mine
Wrapped around my heart
Refusing to unwind
Ooh-ooh, crazy love, ah...

Count the stars in the southern sky
That fall without a sound
And then pretend that you can't hear
These teardrops coming down

CHORUS

Tonight I'm gonna break away
Just you wait and see
I've never been imprisoned by
A faded memory

CHORUS

Tonight I'm gonna break away...
---Poco (ROCKS!)

kymom Vip-micro on Feb 19, 2008

*post google*

danny elfman. oh. *blink, blink* I dug Skizzerhand, so kewl!

louiemctool on Feb 19, 2008

and i run
i run so far away
i gotta get away...

:)

sloan on Feb 19, 2008

I was struck by lighting
Walkin down the street
I was hit by something last night in my sleep

sloan on Feb 19, 2008

my creation--Is it real?
It's my creation--I do not know
No hesitation--No heart of gold
Just flesh and blood--I do not know
I do not know
From my heart and from my hand
Why don't people understand
My intentions . . . . Oooh

JBVisions on Feb 19, 2008

I'm just an average man
With an average life
I work from nine to five
Hey, hell, I pay the price
All I want is to be left alone
In my average home
But why do I always feel
Like I'm in the twilight zone

And (I always feel like)
(Somebody's watching me)

it always comes back to MJ :o)

sloan on Feb 19, 2008

michael or MaskedJedi

louiemctool on Feb 19, 2008

Ah chocolate girl, you’re looking like something I want
(finding out true love is blind)
Ah and your little Asian friend she can come if she wants
(finding out true love is blind)
I want all the self conscious girls who try to hide who they are with makeup
(finding out true love is blind)
You know it’s the girl with a frown with the tight pants I really want to shake up
(finding out true love is blind)

Hey, carrot juice, I wanna squeeze you away until you bleed
(finding out true love is blind)
And your vanilla friend, well she looks like something I need
(finding out true love is blind)
I want miss little smart girl with your glasses and all your books
(finding out true love is blind)
And I want the stupid girl who gives me all those dirty looks
(finding out true love is blind)

Wind you up and make you crawl to me
Tie you up until you call to me
[x2]

Ah brown girl with those with the hot pants shaking that thing on the street
(finding out true love is blind)
Yeah and the short girls with the way they crawl knocks me off my feet
(finding out true love is blind)
And all the tough girls who never want me to see them cry
(finding out true love is blind)
And the girls who straight treat me like a dog until the day I die
(finding out true love is blind)

Ah chocolate girl, you’re looking like something I want
Ah and your little Asian friend well she can come if she wants
I want all the self conscious girls who try to hide who they are with makeup
You know it’s the girl with a frown with the tight pants I really want to shake up

Hey, carrot juice, I wanna squeeze you away until you bleed
(finding out true love is blind)
And your vanilla friend, well she looks like something I need
(finding out true love is blind)
I want miss little smart girl with your glasses and all your books
(finding out true love is blind)
And I want the stupid girl who gives me all those dirty looks
(finding out true love is blind)

Wind me up and make you crawl to me
Tie me up until you call to me

Wind you up and make you crawl to me
Tie you up until you call to me

:D

sloan on Feb 19, 2008

Life is a highway
I wanna ride it all night long
If you're going my way
I wanna drive it all night long

louiemctool on Feb 20, 2008

:)

darkelf2099 on Feb 20, 2008

louie louie...ohhh ooh babe!!!

austingirl on Feb 20, 2008

Brown suguar...you taste so good!

anti on Feb 20, 2008

A fine little girl, she wait for me;
me catch a ship across the sea.
I sailed the ship all alone;
I never think I’ll make it home

Three nights and days we sailed the sea;
me think of girl constantly.
On the ship, I dream she there;
I smell the rose in her hair.

Me see Jamaica moon above;
It won’t be long me see me love.
Me take her in my arms and then
I tell her I never leave again.

Richard Berry-1957

Middle on Feb 20, 2008

All these insane posts because of PackRat?

anti on Feb 20, 2008

no

sloan on Feb 20, 2008

Come back...
come back, back to Jamaica.
Don't you know, we made a big mistaka
We'd be so sad if you told us goodbye..
we promise not to shoot you out of the sky

anti on Feb 20, 2008

Heard about the old time sailor men
They eat the same thing again and again
Warm beer and bread they said could raise the dead
Well it reminds me of the menu at a Holiday Inn
But times have changed for sailors these days
When I'm in port I get what I need
Not just Havanas or bananas or daiquiris
But that American creation on which I feed

sloan on Feb 20, 2008

Son of a gun, load the last ton
One step ahead of the jailer
I'm just a son of a son, son of a son, son of a son of a sailor
The sea's in my veins, my tradition remains.
I'm just glad I don't live in a trailer

anti on Feb 20, 2008

I hope you're enjoyin' the scen'ry
I know that it's pretty up there.
We can go hikin' on Tuesday
With you I'd walk anywhere.

sloan on Feb 20, 2008

Six o'clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin' Valentino
By a crystal blue Italian stream
But I can't be late
'Cause then I guess I just won't get paid
These are the days
When you wish your bed was already made

anti on Feb 20, 2008

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days,
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days,
Saturday, what a day,
Rockin all week with you.

soprano on Feb 20, 2008

What is up with all of the poetry?

:D

anti on Feb 20, 2008

It is almost spring. :)

sloan on Feb 20, 2008

I hate poetry...

sloan on Feb 20, 2008

Yes it's been quite a summer,
rent-a-cars and west bound trains.
And now you're off on vacation,
somethin' you tried to explain.
And darlin' I love you so that's
the reason I just let you go.

anti on Feb 20, 2008

I once knew a poet
Who lived before his time
He and his dog Spooner
Would listen while he'd rhyme
Words to make ya happy
Words to make you cry
Then one day the poet suddenly did die.

louiemctool on Feb 20, 2008

they is singing to each other. dat's old school rock 'n roll dere...

:p

sloan on Feb 20, 2008

My troubles are many, they're as deep as a well.
I can swear there ain't no heaven but I pray there ain't no hell.
I can swear there ain't no heaven and I pray there ain't no hell,
But I'll never know by living, only my dying will tell

anti on Feb 20, 2008

What goes up must come down
Spinnin' wheel got to go 'round
Talkin' 'bout your troubles it's a cryin' sin
Ride a painted pony let the spinnin' wheel spin.

sloan on Feb 20, 2008

Take my love, take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care, I'm still free
You can't take the sky from me
Take me out to the black
Tell them I ain't comin' back
Burn the land and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me
There's no place I can be
Since I found Serenity
But you can't take the sky from me.

sloan on Feb 21, 2008

where did everyone go?

anti on Feb 21, 2008

Howdy sloan! :)

MaskedJedi on Feb 21, 2008

Sloan, you are the greatest person ever. Bwah.

louiemctool on Feb 21, 2008

yar. sloan is me Hero, #2.

janmaru already earned #1, so...

:)

austingirl on Feb 22, 2008

I got my eyes open wide
Ain't gonna slip up or slide
Can't take me down
After all I'm still crazy

austingirl on Feb 22, 2008

Why don't they ever listen to me?
Is this a one-way conversation?
Nothing they say is gonna set me free
Don't need no mental masturbation.

sloan on Feb 22, 2008

Oh it took me a while. But lucky enough I knew my friend anti started this thread and it is re-discovered

sloan on Feb 22, 2008

I don’t wanna stop...

iqon on Feb 23, 2008

    It was midnight on the ocean
    not a street car was in sight
    the sun was shining brightly
    for it rained all day that night
    It was a summer's day in winter
    and the snow was raining hard
    as a barefoot boy with shoes
    on stood sitting in the grass.
        - author unknown

iqon on Feb 23, 2008

    he was swimming across the desert
    as a horse flew through the air
    dropping postcards made of china
    of a girl with long short hair
    he was painting with a toothbrush
    an uphill flowing stream
    when the silence of his snoring
    awoke him from his dream
        - by me monkey

JBVisions on Feb 23, 2008

Never was a cornflake girl
Thought that was a good solution
Hanging with the raisin girls
She's gone to the other side
Givin us a yo heave ho
Things are getting kind of gross
And I go at sleepy time
This is not really happening
You bet your life it is

louiemctool on Feb 23, 2008

in the time of chimpanzees,
i was monkey...

:D

sloan on Feb 23, 2008

got a couple of couches
sleep on the love seat

louiemctool on Feb 24, 2008

i just want to scream, hello!
my god, its been so long, never dreamed you'd return
but now here you are, and here i am...

anti on Feb 24, 2008

Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more
Ever since she saw his poster in that record store
She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy
She thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and "Generation X"y
She likes his brooding angst and his wild-eyed stare
Yeah, he's her very favorite slacker multi-millionaire

- Weird Al Yankovic

austingirl on Feb 24, 2008

Well dark clouds are rollin' in....Man I'm standin' out in the rain
Well dark clouds are rollin' in....Man I'm standin' out in the rain
Yeah flood water keep a rollin'....Man it's about to drive poor me insane

Well I'm leavin' you baby....Lord and I'm goin' back home to stay
Well I'm leavin' you baby....Lord and I'm goin' back home to stay
Well back home I know floods and tornados....Baby the sun shines every day

~ Stevie Ray Vaughn

annikalee on Feb 24, 2008

*peeks in, sees everyone citing poetry, and runs*

anti on Feb 24, 2008

Kick off your shoes start losin the blues
This old house ain't got nothin to lose
Seen it all for years start spreadin the news
We got room on the floor come on baby shake sumthin loose

Well - the house is a rockin dont bother knockin
Yeah - the house is a rockin dont bother knockin
Yeah - the house is a rockin dont bother come on in

gswd on Feb 24, 2008

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

kymom Vip-micro on Feb 24, 2008

Somewhere in a lonely hotel room there's a guy starting to realize that eternal fate has turned its back on him. It's 2AM.

It's 2AM - it's 2 AM
The fear is gone - the fear is gone
I'm sittin' here waiting - I'm sittin' here waiting
The gun's still warm - the gun's still warm
Thinking my connection is tired of taking chances
Yeah, there's a storm on the loose, sirens in my head
Wrapped up in silence, all circuits are dead
Cannot decode - my whole life spins into a frenzy
I'm fallin' down a spiral, destination unknown
A double cross messenger, all alone
Can't get no connection, can't get through, where are you
Well the night weighs heavy on his guilty mind
This far from the border line
And when the hitman comes
He knows damn well he has been cheated
And he says
OHohhhh...
Help, I'm slipping into the Twilight Zone
The place is a mad-house, feels like being cloned
My beacon's been moved under moon and star
Where am I to go now that I've gone too far
Soon you will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone
Soon you will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone

louiemctool on Feb 24, 2008

Girls - all I really want is girls
And in the morning it's girls
Cause in the evening it's girls

I like the way that they walk
And it's chill to hear them talk
And I can always make them smile
From White Castle to the Nile

sloan on Feb 24, 2008

She was a-seaside sittin'
Just a-smokin' and a-drinkin' on ringside
On top of the world, oh yeah
She had her drink in her hand
She had her toes in the sand and whoa! Ha, ha
What a beautiful girl, ah yeah
What a sweet talkin' honey with a little bit o' money
She turn your head around
Creature from the sea with the looks to me
Like she like to fool around

anti on Feb 24, 2008

I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth
The north side of my town faced east, and the east was facing south
And now you dare to look me in the eye
Those crocodile tears are what you cry
It's a genuine problem, you won't try
To work it out at all you just pass it by, pass it by

sloan on Feb 24, 2008

Back and forth, I sway with the wind
Resolution slips away again
Right through my fingers, back into my heart
Where it's out of reach and it's in the dark
Sometimes I think I'm blind
Or I may be just paralyzed
Because the plot thickens every day
And the pieces of my puzzle keep crumblin' away
But I know, there's a picture beneath
Indecision clouds my vision

sloan on Feb 24, 2008

Will you make me some magic with your own two hands?
Will you build and emerald city with these grains of sand?
Can you give me something I can take home?

anti on Feb 24, 2008

I wont do that.

sloan on Feb 24, 2008

I would do anything for love

anti on Feb 24, 2008

But I wont do that, I wont do that.

sloan on Feb 25, 2008

would I lie to you?

anti on Feb 25, 2008

I've packed my bags
I've cleaned the floor.
Watch me walkin'.
Walkin' out the door.

anti on Feb 25, 2008

Should I stay or should I go now?
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
And if I stay it will be double.
So tell me please I gotta know,
Should I stay or should I go?

sloan on Feb 25, 2008

I'm sayin' something
Are ya listening to me?
Don't you walk away when I'm
Communicating with you!
She's goin' clickin' clackin'
Down the road in them high heeled shoes!
Mona Lisa!!!

sloan on Feb 25, 2008

huh?

masokist Vip-micro on Feb 25, 2008

My knees are aligned with the underground rivers.

anti on Feb 25, 2008

Day job in the city.
Robin Hood and William Tell and Ivanhoe and Lancelot, they don't envy me.
Sitting till the sun goes down,
In dreams the world keep going round and round.

And I cant get it out of my head.

masokist Vip-micro on Feb 25, 2008

He took a long fall into the abyss holding on to the arms of tyranny while his true love held on to tyranny's wings. Tyranny will outlive them, but anything to bring peace for awhile...

Granf on Feb 25, 2008

"Be that word our sign in parting,
bird or fiend!" i shrieked, upstarting.
"Get thee back into the tempest,
and the night's plutonian shore.
leave no black plume as a token
of the lie thy soul hath spoken
leave my loneliness unbroken
quit the bust above my door
get thy beak from out my heart
and get thy form from of my door!"
Quoth the Raven; "Nevermore"

--"The Raven," Edgar Allen Poe

louiemctool on Feb 25, 2008

sweet.

sloan on Feb 25, 2008

Well this place is old
It feels just like a beat up truck
I turn the engine, but the engine doesn't turn
Well it smells of cheap wine & cigarettes
This place is always such a mess
Sometimes I think I'd like to watch it burn
I'm so alone, and I feel just like somebody else
Man, I ain't changed, but I know I ain't the same
But somewhere here in between the city walls of dyin' dreams
I think her death it must be killin' me

masokist Vip-micro on Feb 26, 2008

Thank you all for coming. Now if you'll turn around you'll find the door locked.

Darkneo Vip-micro on Feb 26, 2008

Oh noes, *pounds on door hardly* becomes insane like everyone else

:)

YAY!!!!!!!

louiemctool on Feb 26, 2008

they're coming to take me away, HA HA
they're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
to the funny farm...

:D

Granf on Feb 26, 2008

This post makes that one scene from Pink Floyd's "The Wall" (you know, the one where all the poeple start melding together and falling apart) look as orderly as UTF-8 binary preambles.

ABOVE: Over-extended metaphor.

masokist Vip-micro on Feb 26, 2008

Simile

>(:))

louiemctool on Feb 26, 2008

do you have the time,
to listen to me whine...
about nothing and everything at once?

debragail Vip-micro on Feb 26, 2008

The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload

webmonkey on Feb 27, 2008

and nobodys gunna go to school today
she's gunna make them all stay home

webmonkey on Feb 27, 2008

If you're a P-V-T, your duty
Is to salute to L-I-E-U-T
But if you brush the L-I-E-U-T
The M-P makes you K-P on the Q-T

metaljey on Feb 27, 2008

Ah! Where did it go?

Where did my sanity go and hide???

:)

sloan on Feb 27, 2008

You're a freckled gal,
You're a pug-nosed cutey, sweet as Charlotte Russe
You've got big blue eyes,
So I ask you why have you dyed your hair chartreuse?

iqon on Feb 27, 2008

  And I've never licked a spark plug
  and I've never sniffed a stink bug,
  and I've never painted daisies
  on a big red rubber ball,
  and I've never bathed in yogurt
  and I don't look good in leggings,
  and I've never been to Boston in the fall.

        — © 2007 Pirates Who Don't Do Anything

sloan on Feb 27, 2008

never swabbed a poop deck? oh the shame

sloan on Feb 27, 2008

there's a watch in my pocket and its hands are broken
the face is blank but the gears are turning
confusion is a fundamental state of mind
it doesn't really matter what I'm figuring out
I'm guaranteed to wind up in a state of doubt
and sanity is a full-time job
in a world that is always changing
and sanity is a state of mind that you believe in
sanity

masokist Vip-micro on Feb 29, 2008

Oh where is my hair brush?

sloan on Feb 29, 2008

He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor
Stood up to the Man and he gave him what for
Our love for him now ain't hard to explain
The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!

anti on Feb 29, 2008

I've seen bold knights dropping down like flies,
I've seen kings rolling in the mire,
I've seen God point the finger of doom to our foes.
I have fought in the holiest wars,
I have smashed some of the holiest jaws.
Ive been jailed, been impaled, and been dragged through the world.
One thing I have learned through these years,
Is that no man should be stricken with fear.
It should be that he walks with no care in the world.
So my friends, who are gathered today,
Hear this clear, for I'll not further say.
That no man shall cause me to take up arms again.

sloan on Feb 29, 2008

Song sung blue, weeping like a willow
Song sung blue, sleeping on my pillow
Funny thing,
But you can sing it with a cry in your voice
And before you know it get to feeling good
You simply got no choice

anti on Feb 29, 2008

Well, you can knock me down,
Step in my face,
Slander my name
All over the place.

You can burn my house,
Steal my car,
Drink my liquor
From an old fruitjar.

Do anything that you want to do,
but uh-uh honey, lay off of my shoes.

sloan on Feb 29, 2008

I said blue moon of Kentucky

keep on shining

Shine on the one that's gone and left me blue

I said blue moon of Kentucky

keep on shining

Shine on the one that's gone and left me blue

anti on Feb 29, 2008

In the twilight glow i see her
Blue eyes crying in the rain
When we kissed goodbye and parted
I knew we'd never meet again

Love is like a dying ember
And only memories remain
And through the ages i'll remember
Blue eyes crying in the rain.

Someday when we meet up yonder
We'll stroll hand in hand again
In the land that knows no parting
For blue eyes crying in the rain.

sloan on Feb 29, 2008

Because your candle burns too bright
Well, I almost forgot it was twilight
Even if I think that you are right
Well, I'm tired of being down, I got no fight

anti on Mar 02, 2008

Now blue ain't the word for the way that I feel That old storm brewing in this heart of mine Someday crazy arms will hold somebody new but now I'm so lonely all the time.

Crazy arms that needs to hold somebody new while my yearning heart keeps sayin' your not mine not mine not Mine not mine my troubled minds grows blue to Another you'll be wed but now I'm so lonely all the time.

louiemctool on Mar 02, 2008

i ain't happy, i'm feeling glad.
i got sunshine, in a bag...
i'm useless, but not for long.
my future, is coming on...

:)

sloan on Mar 02, 2008

Give me a word
Give me a sign
Show me where to look
Tell what will I find
Lay me on the ground
Fly me in the sky
Show me where to look
Tell me what will I find
Oh, heaven let your light shine down

louiemctool on Mar 02, 2008

nice. was wondering if anyone else still liked collective soul...

:D

louiemctool on Mar 02, 2008

uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
let's mingle!
uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
and make it well
uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
well come together now
uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
and let's gel...

:)

sloan on Mar 03, 2008

You want it all but you can't have it
It's in your face but you can't grab it
What is it?
It's it
What is it?...

louiemctool on Mar 03, 2008

:o

faith.. no... more?
sah-weeeet

:)

sloan on Mar 03, 2008

You can call me crazy
You can call me wrong
Cause I was born a liar, albatross
Fly on

miranoriel on Mar 03, 2008

Arrrgh. I hate being on the wrong side of the planet.

sloan on Mar 03, 2008

there is no wrong side :)

miranoriel on Mar 03, 2008

It is when you're waiting for your token refill in the Philippines and it's already the 4th here, but it's still the 3rd by the site's time settings! LOL!

sloan on Mar 03, 2008

just gives you and extra day of anticipation excitement...

miranoriel on Mar 03, 2008

The anticipation is making me... CRAZY!!!

ha ha ho ho hee hee they're coming to take me away

sloan on Mar 03, 2008

Heinze catsup

miranoriel on Mar 03, 2008

I want fries with that

iqon on Mar 04, 2008

I like mine with lettuce and tomato,
Heinz Fifty-seven and French fried potatoes.

louiemctool on Mar 04, 2008

Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce,
special orders don't upset us.
All we ask is that you let us,
serve it your way...

Have it your way!

:D

miranoriel on Mar 04, 2008

ok now I'm hungry

LOL

sloan on Mar 04, 2008

two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun

sloan on Mar 04, 2008

I sill miss in-and-out here in Colorado

anti on Mar 04, 2008

You deserve a break today.

louiemctool on Mar 04, 2008

i'm lovin' it!

:D

miranoriel on Mar 04, 2008

I really can't stay (Baby it's cold outside)
I've got to go away (Baby it's cold outside)
This evening has been (Been hoping that you'd drop in)
So very nice (I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice)
My mother will start to worry (Beautiful, what's your hurry)
My father will be pacing the floor (Listen to the fireplace roar)
So really I'd better scurry (Beautiful, please don't hurry)
Well Maybe just a half a drink more

anti on Mar 04, 2008

Look up (look up)
Is that the moon we see?
Can't be (can't be)
Looks like the sun to me
It's late (it's late)
I hate to face your Dad
Too bad (too bad)
I know he's gonna be mad
It's late (it's late)
We gotta get on home
It's late (it's late)
We've been gone too long

louiemctool on Mar 04, 2008

baby, it is cold outside...

:D

MrDee on Mar 04, 2008

The cows and the sheep and the birds and the horses,
were mooing and baaing and whistling and neighing,
having lunch in the sun.
while Hugo and I were having none,
in the back seat, we sat, getting thinner.
The rumbling cried -
"Give us _______ _____", time for dinner!

Then dad stopped the car.

Then Hugo said you go
And I said No You go,
But then dad was back, with the pack
so we ate in the back,
feeling better inside....

Now life isn't funny,
on an empty tummy
thank goodness for _______ _____!

name that snack! (from the 70's)

MrDee on Mar 04, 2008

P.S. was this New Zealand only?

anti on Mar 04, 2008

Maybe. My brain has an extensive 70s trivia section, but this ain't in there.

louiemctool on Mar 04, 2008

google says...

find out for yerself, sillies...

:D

miranoriel on Mar 05, 2008

*putters around, humming the theme from "Perry Mason" *

louiemctool on Mar 05, 2008

who can we get on the case?
we need Peeeerrrrryyyy MMMaaaaaasssssoooon.

Again.

:D

sloan on Mar 05, 2008

It's snowing here in Colorado

sloan on Mar 05, 2008

Where did they go? Now it is more a mystery.

JBVisions on Mar 05, 2008

Perhaps they went the same place as my 28 unused tokens or the 5 stamps I should have got, but didn't, when I accepted my free delivery. :o(

MrDee on Mar 05, 2008

Any guesses on the mystery Fast food outlet?

sloan on Mar 05, 2008

KFC