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Mr. Nice don Pe(d)ro!

Isn't that a nice title?

It sure is it's even nicer in my case because it is actually true. Not am I only nice, I am the far most advanced "female-lurking" machine there is :). Most of the guys hate me because of that, but I just don't give a ptooey as long as the chics dig me and I have plenty of ex and new girlfriends. Some may think I'm a dirty little bastard because I think that way, but trust me, I'm not, I'm only 19, I'm not 119 and I like to have fun. I don't like being tied down to a single lady. Where is the fun in that? The fun in settling down comes with age, and with age I don't mean the age of 20, but the age of atleast 30-35. Therefore I can goof around with ladies and swing around with all kinds of different ladies until I reach that number and then settle down with ONE single lady with which I will WANT children and in the end a family.

Anyways, enough of the BORING stuff, let's get to some funny stuff. Hmm, wait this is funny, but that is not the point. The point is that there are some very funny and goofy stuff going on in my life right now, and I can't seem to remember all of them at this very moment :).

The only thing I know right now is that I'm going on 6 different dates until the end of this week and a great night out on Saturday with two and maybe three different ladies.

So, what do you say? Isn't don Pe(d)ro a real DON or what? :)

Now, I want comments and answers of course and until next time...

TA-TA!

- don Pe(d)ro Shitzinsky also known as Puke SkyShitter!

Posted by Pero Vip-micro on Oct 24, 2007 in Blab | 13 comments

terremom on Oct 24, 2007

In my advertising class in college we learned that over sell often means the product may lack quality. In this day and age dabbling with a large number of ladies may be dangerous to your health. Please take care.

Pero Vip-micro on Oct 24, 2007

Hehe, point taken, thank you :).

annelions on Oct 24, 2007

Don't know why you're bragging... it's relatively 'easy' to get one date. The difficulty is in getting multiple dates with the same person. Personally, I think you sound pathetic, sorry.

Nell Vip-micro on Oct 24, 2007

Heh, your "female-lurkery" is not impressing the IB ladies.

It's also not that hard to date a lot if you are 19. Try that at 30 and I'll be impressed :) (I'm 27).

Have fun :)

Cattya on Oct 25, 2007

When I was 19 I used to have lots of hobbies. Reading, painting, computing, travelling, RPG playing... Also parting and dating, but not as much as you. Six dates in four days, plus my classes at the university would have made the other hobbies impossible.

And that’s why today I'm an interesting person, with a life rich of experiences, wisdom, fun, stories, culture, and magic. :)

Enjoy your time. I've enjoyed mine so much. ;)

Nell Vip-micro on Oct 25, 2007

Let us know how it's turning out. I'd need a lot of coffee to keep up.

cword on Oct 25, 2007

19 and three dates/girlfriends isn't that remarkable...first off, if you have lots of ex's at 19, you have real problems :P

elnitido52 on Oct 25, 2007

There arrr... more things you still need to learn...
Grow up!

iconmaniac on Oct 25, 2007

I'm sure you brought it up here of all places because you plan to trade icons with the six ladies you'll be seeing over the next four days.

Granf on Oct 25, 2007

how romantic...

Pero Vip-micro on Oct 25, 2007

Hehehhee, that's nice :). Anyhow, I had two dates today, one didn't turn out so okay but both of the ladies agreed to go out with me saturday evening, so that's 4 + 1 I already told she will go out with me so that's 5 ladies to go out with on saturday. I think I have a schedule to make :D.

Nell Vip-micro on Oct 25, 2007

Bwah iconmaniac!

"Well, actually I asked you to go out with me because I need 10 referalls to get a new badge..."

Pero Vip-micro on Oct 26, 2007

Ehehehehehee...nice one! :D