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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to the forgotten Slurp-a-dlurb arena!
I know you've all have been waiting for another random Pero's "When I ovulate" - "Psychedelic saturday" story but let me tell you one thing, my life was really interesting these past two months and rather dull at the same time. Now you probably wonder how the "farcking doodle-dong" is that possible but I will reveal that mystery as well. My life would be quite interesting to EMO people (boring depressed fags) because I was kinda depressed a month and a half, it would be quite interesting to gossipers (wannabe know-it-alls that spread stories like bacteria - I am one of them but now that's a different story :-D) and it would be really interesting to people that really want to help me but in fact the truth is I made this blog to be really funny and I intend on leaving it that way. So to the people that only want entertainment here I am trying as hard as I can and believe me I have a great imagination and the past events weren't really so funny as I imagined them to be (read : didn't pass my funny Slurp-a-dlurb validation) :-D.

Now for the true reason I am writing this. I will reveal my darkest, most weird and funky secret ever. First of all I'll say I have a memory blank of 4-5 hours in which I don't know what I did, the only thing I can rely on now is the goofy stuff my friends and roommates told me that I did. The thing I remember is that I got wasted as never before and I woke up when my roommates came back from a party and I was half-naked on my bed with a pack of hair-gel in my hands. I don't know what I did, but they have some serious indentions that I even made my way with the hair-gel or been in action with lady which included hair-gel. The next thing I remember I woke up in the morning with my hair full of hair-gel and both sides of my pillow covered in green oozed up hair-gel. A rather interesting fact to be exact. It's kinda wicked and weird but so terribly funny on the other side. And if true it must have felt great to be with a lady with that much lubrication :-D. But on the third side of the situation it wasn't so pleasant for her because her vaginal part might have got infected and this brings me back to the other theory that she's a weird freak. Hmm...masturbation is highly unlikely, sex very likely and the thing that is most likely to be possible that I wanted to make a hair style and plunged so much hair-gel to my hair and fell asleep like that and then when I realized there were hair-gel all over my pillow I rolled it over and mushed up even more into the other side so that might explain everything. Am I clever or not? :-D I sincerely hope it was the most likely solution lol. The next thing that happened was that awkward and awful cleansing known very best to everyone as Detoxification. Terrible feeling, my body was cleaning itself from the inside and I was puking every half an hour. This has only happened to me three times and this is the third. I had so much to drink and I didn't eat a thing from lunch so it was bound to happen. I felt awful, pukey and absolutely terrible since the past two hours. Terrible it was indeed but I managed to make this one out as well. I will not get this wasted for a long time now, I will drink a lil' bit and only a lil' bit but I can't be sure I won't get this wasted again because I can't know that for sure. But I decided not to and I think I will honour that decision very well because I don't want to experience Detoxification any more. If I continue going with this my liver will fail and I will suffer from liver deterioration and I wouldn't like that. But to heck with the boring doodle-dong. Let me conclude this blog post. I had an extreme experience today and yesterday that I will probably not forget in a long time and I can surely say this was my most weirdest and most craziest and therefore the worst drunkenness. Now I have to go get a shower and go buy something to eat because I'm hungry as hell.

Until next time, await more doodle-dong from Pero, I know you can't wait for the next one :-D. Anyhow, my roommate just told me something I definitely must quote :

"Pero the Dragon, Pero the fucker, Pero the Rigoletto and Pero the Dragon is in the house."

For more goofy posts visit my WebLog : http://blog.iampero.info

- Petar

Posted by Pero on Jul 15, 2007 in Blab | 1 comments